February 2011
“Love drains you, takes with it much of your blood sugar and water weight. You...”
– Lorrie Moore, How To Be An Other Woman (via distantheartbeats)
January 2011
“There were two superior eels,
at the bottom of the tank and they recognized...”
– Anne Carson, Autobiography of Red (via winesburgohio)
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reglob if a skinny-tie-clad andrew garfield gives...
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some things
I used to romanticize the Salem witch trials in my head.
Every boy’s ears seal shut when you mention The Vagina Monologues. Or really any monologues about vaginas.
How to use a level to see if things are flat.
My family still gets calls almost monthly from the West Contra Costa Soccer League, an activity I enjoyed but quit almost 7 years ago. We theorize that they are guilt-tripping me....
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Summer Shows
dearoldlove:
I wish I didn’t waste my whole summer in front of the TV with you.
[NOTE: Dear Old Love Corp. heartily endorses wasting summers in front of TV with people.]
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“Now let me tell you something about Sarah Palin man, she’s good...”
– Tracy Morgan
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“Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at.”
– John Berger (via howteutonic)
recent Google searches
self control
animal hearts
blood alcohol calculator
selena justin yacht
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“The idea of Metallica or some rock ‘n roll singer being rich, maybe...”
– Francis Ford Coppola
“she sought unforgettable caresses and now she will give birth to a winged little...”
– Vladimir Nabokov, “Wingstroke” (via silentfrenzies)
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“When I was little, I didn’t understand that you could change a few sounds in a...”
– my senior words, from my favorite page of Anagrams by Lorrie Moore
“Leslie, I typed your symptoms into Google and it says you may have ‘network...”
– Andy Dwyer (Parks and Recreation)
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