December 2010
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How old is Julia Roberts? God. And James Franco, I mean he’s obviously...
– my dad on Eat Pray Love
double letters in words sometimes make me nervous, particularly o’s and t’s: button, fool, goon, mattress, foot, otter.
Anonymous asked: how many followers do you have?
Anonymous asked: you listen to tallest man on earth right? can you recommend an album? if i watned to just buy one, that is
Anonymous asked: you listen to tallest man on earth right? can you recommend an album? if i watned to just buy one, that is
from Lolita
frolics:
At the hotel, we had separate rooms, but in the middle of the night she came sobbing into mine, and we made it up very gently. You see, she had absolutely nowhere else to go.
Your belly is showing! It would be sexy if it were warm out but I’m...
– a thing a guy said to me on the street
Anonymous asked: Your portfolio website is really nice. Did you design the site?
Anonymous asked: Your portfolio website is really nice. Did you design the site?
Anonymous asked: where did you apply?
SUBMITTED - this is the part where I pray to all of the eastern gods I can think of
I’m talkin to you Shiva. make this happen.
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As the movie darkened, so too did the sky.
– a sentence I just wrote
Most things good for writing are bad for life
– Lorrie Moore (via butsheneverlosthope)
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Anonymous asked: what make-up do you wear?
my parents
Mom looking at the Comcast bill: why are we getting the sports package?
Dad: Are you implying that we should get rid of THE TENNIS CHANNEL?!
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Am I the only one who gets really nervous picking up the phone sometimes? especially when a lil area code Googling reveals that the area code is the area code of an ex-something. butterflies would be understating it. its more like…bears. I get bears in my stomach.
I have this problem where I don’t know how to talk to people who don’t put Teen Dream on their best-of-2010 lists……….
Years ago my mother used to say to me, she’d say, “In this world, Elwood, you...
– harvey. (via meganmcisaac)
I am driving back toward my tiny kitchen table and I will write this:...
– Lorrie Moore, Self-Help (via listensostill)
Usually she ordered a cup of coffee and a cup of tea, as well as a brownie,...
– Lorrie Moore, Like Life